You are a guest staying in my home temporarily. You are not granted a place to dwell more than 14 days. Please don't abuse this generous opportunity to stay here.

While Chateau Juno is named after the husky-host, she is particular about other animals in the guesthouse and just doesn't want them there, shedding, scratching, or accidentally pooping. Her guardian is sensitive to smells, so no smoking or vaping in or around the unit.

There is no housekeeper - You soil it, you wash it. You make the bed with fresh linen and store the ones in the laundry before you leave. You wash the dishes in the dishwasher and put them away (at least wash them), sweep, wipe down the bathroom (don't leave gross for the next guest).

You break it. You bought it - goes without saying. Sure accidents happen but FREE only goes so far if someone is breaking something all of the time.

You took it. You bought it - remember that this suite is a free luxury and the items inside cost someone some money. Please respect the host's generosity and don't take something without asking. If you really want to buy it, we can suggest links on how to obtain your own.

Be considerate of the host who lives above you (don't crank up the TV or radio, or talk super loud, or fight with each other). If a Co-Host requested a stay, don't reflect poorly on them. They're my neighbors.

Electricity costs money too so just be gentle.

This is not a revenue generating unit. There is no expectation that you pay for anything, unless you broke something or took something. If you wish to provide a donation, instructions will be provided but it is not required.